Keanu Is Immortal
IPA with Centennial, Citra Hops – 6.8% Alc/Vol
Availability
- Currently unavailable
- Centennial, Citra Hops
- 6.8% ALC/VOL
- IPA/DIPA/Pale
- Guava, Orange Blossom, Orange oil, Stone Fruit, Dank, Pancake, Lychee, Slight Creme Brulee, Doughy
About Keanu Is Immortal
What if I told you we figured out a way to make an IPA so enjoyable, so easy-drinking that you could sip it eternally? With your senses bathed in sweet orange blossom and stone fruit aromas, you watch as centuries and civilizations roll by like a summer zephyr bending blades of grass. A pillowy mouthfeel and a dash of crème brûlée-esque malt sweetness keep this beer-friendly and welcome on your palate. Savor it; you have forever.
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HenHouse Brewing Company
Department of Freshness
As we all know, something is going on. What did Neo say in the White Rabbit scene? “Are you ever not sure if you’re dreaming or awake?” You can feel it, but you can’t explain it. A misspelled author’s name. An event remembered differently. A movie that wasn’t quite like you thought it was. How can so many people misremember so many things in the EXACT same way? Wasn’t Christmas on the 26th? So much is changing in the past. That we can prove, but why? Did Cern tear our reality? Are the Dracos rewriting the Simulation in real time? Why does it always point back to 46664? Research it now! Find the hard copies before they finish making changes.
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