Mattress Mafia!

As we all know, the best place to hide is in plain sight. Who thinks about mattresses? If you only buy one every ten years, why are there so many stores selling them? Is it because “mattress stores earn huge profits on low volume”? Who told you that? A mattress company? Right. The math just doesn’t check out. Let’s say you had a “firm”. Let’s say your “firm” had some “income” you didn’t want to explain. How many secrets can you hide in a box spring? Now imagine how many secrets you can hide in a warehouse full of them. Don’t answer too quickly, it’s a question you should sleep on. Sweet dreams.