MJ’s Red Ale

MJ made this beer for you. You’re welcome. MJ, the Cold Chainiac himself, the crispiest boi, the bearer of the Axe of Hennies in all his wisdom, was like, “Y’all need a malty, delicious Red Ale that reminds you of everything good about the ’90s, with a little kick to it.” Absolutely correct. No spare parts here, and to be fair, to be fair, if you think differently, you’re 10-ply. This red ale is made with Best Red X Malt, red wheat, East Kent Golding Hops, and a burning hatred for nazis.