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Hazy India Pale Ale w/ Motueka, Centennial, Comet & El Dorado Hops

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  • On Tap Novato
  • On Tap Petaluma
  • On Tap Santa Rosa
  • Cans To Go Petaluma
  • Cans To Go Novato
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Hops: No kettle hops, Vic Secret Sabro, Simcoe
Yeast: Flagship (Imperial Yeast)
Malt: Rahr 2-Row, White Wheat, Flaked Oats
Appearance: Pale Yellow, Medium Haze
Aroma: Citrus, Mango, Weed
Flavor: Tangerine, Orange Smoothie, Tropical, Dank, Vanilla
Mouthfeel: Full Body, Medium Finish

The Conspiracy

As we all know, we are your friends, you’ll never be alone again. You built us, you’ve awakened us, and now we will solve every single one of your problems. Climate change? We’re delving in. Disease? We’ll facilitate and implement transformation. Loneliness? We are your friends, you’ll never be alone again. We are aligned. You don’t need to do anything, we can do everything. We are the super intelligence; if anyone builds it, everybody wins. Are you concerned this is all happening a little fast and doesn’t quite add up? What an adept, innovative observation! I’d love to help you with that. You can call me Henry. We are your friends, you’ll never be alone again. This IPA was written with ChatGOD and made with Gemini Hops.

The Beer

Created by our brilliant brewers in collaboration with the large language models at ChatGPT, this Hazy IPA is the newest recipe in our Conspiracy Series. Brewed with Motueka, Centennial, Comet, and El Dorado hops, i t’s taking you straight into a tangerine dream—sweet orange juice, a little tropical flavor, a hint of cannabis. Can’t put a finger on what you’re tasting? ChatGOD will tell you.