Diamond Hands

As we all know, the Mayo man and his smooth-brained compatriots think they have one up on us but apes together strong. Vlad aka Robbin the Hood turned off the buy button to kill the first MOAS but buckle up, my DD shows $9b in cash and RC has been selling covered calls against their bitcoin, meaning $GME is already a hedge fund in disguise but Citadel is _still_ trying to short it like a retailer. GMEbay is 6d chess; Kenny thinks he can keep playing checkers. We still own the float, if you just HODL, we can still hit MOAS and get that infinity pool. Lambos or Wendy’s, Imma get my tendies.