Avian Surveillance Division

The Conspiracy

If it flies it spies! As we all know real birds were replaced by some unknown force with bird-like surveillance drones over the last several decades. These drones can allegedly charge themselves by perching on power lines and “Bird Poop” is actually a sophisticated tracking system for monitoring persons and vehicles of interest. The folks that say “birds aren’t real” are confused. “Birds” are “real” but they aren’t what the American Ornithological Society says they are. Recording devices? Certainly! But drones? Never!

These “birds” aren’t something a primate soldered together. Most likely, “birds” are serving extradimensional intelligences beyond our comprehension. What are they trying to learn? How long have they been watching us? Have you ever see a baby pigeon? Keep watching the skies!

The Beer

What happens if you cross a mango with a grapefruit? Hops can make dreams come true! We added Citra and Amarillo hops at the end of the boil and followed it up with a big dry hop of the same. Citra brings the brightness of grapefruit and the juiciness of mango to the nose, while Amarillo pulls out the essence for a refreshingly bitter, fruit juice-style flavor on the tongue. Add a pinch of wheat to liven it up and — BOOM! Your glass is empty.

El Cerveza

¿Qué pasa si cruzas un mango con una toronja? ¡El lúpulo puede hacer realidad los sueños! Añadimos lúpulos Citra y Amarillo al final del hervor y seguimos con un gran lúpulo seco de la misma. Citra lleva el ánimo de la toronja y la lubricidad del mango a la nariz, y Amarillo saca la esencia para un sabor refrescante amargo al estilo jugo de fruta en la lengua. Agregue una pizca de trigo para revitalizarlo y ¡BOOM! Tu vaso está vacío.