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Constantine Is Charlemagne

Double IPA with CTZ, El Dorado, Mosaic, Belma Hops – 8.5% Alc/Vol

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  • CTZ, El Dorado, Mosaic, Belma Hops
  • 8.5 % ALC/VOL
  • IPA/DIPA/Pale
  • Peach Rings, Stone Fruits, Slight Pine, Citrus Zest, Tropical Smoothie

About Constantine Is Charlemagne

Good, bad, or imagined, no ancient king ever had a DIPA with this much Mosaic, El Dorado and Belma hops unleashing topical fruit and piney hop loveliness reminding us the best time to be drinking beer is right now!

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Hops: CTZ, El Dorado, Mosaic, Belma
Yeast: Conan (Imperial Yeast)
Malt: 2-Row, Crystal Medium
Appearance: Golden Orange
Aroma: Apricots, Orange Peel, Peaches, Floral
Flavor: Peach Rings, Stone Fruits, Slight Pine, Citrus Zest, Tropical Smoothie
Mouthfeel: Medium Bodied, Soft Finish

The Conspiracy

As we all know, the past is hazy. Countless modern studies have proven that human remembrance is perhaps the least reliable form of testimony. Phantom Time hypothesizer Heribert Illig argues the Carolingian period never even happened? How certain can we be about our history? How can we test the veracity of accounts we’ve inherited? Carbon-14 dating? Ha! What we need is Fortean dating! Thankfully, clandestine scientist-cleric Fr. Pellegrino Ernetti, (with help from Fermi, Von Braun and Oppenhiemer and others) developed the Chronovisor to view and verify past events. Now we just need the Pope to let us borrow it. How ‘bout it, Pontifex?

The Beer

In the past, rulers came and rulers went. Some reigned long, some reigned short and some only ever reigned in legends and history books. Who knows? Good, bad, or imagined, no ancient king ever had a DIPA with this much Mosaic, El Dorado and Belma hops unleashing topical fruit and piney hop loveliness reminding us the best time to be drinking beer is right now!

El Cerveza

En el pasado, los gobernantes llegaban y los gobernantes se iban. Algunos reinaron durante mucho tiempo, algunos reinaron brevemente y algunos solo reinaron en leyendas y libros de historia. ¿Quién sabe? Bueno, malo o imaginado, ningún rey de la antigüedad tuvo una DIPA con tanto lúpulo Mosaic, El Dorado y Belma que desencadenan la fruta tópica y la belleza del lúpulo de pino que nos recuerda que el mejor momento para beber cerveza es ¡ahora mismo!