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Latvian Laundromat

Double IPA with CTZ, Citra, Mosaic Hops – 8.8% Alc/Vol

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  • CTZ, Citra, Mosaic Hops
  • 8.8 % ALC/VOL
  • IPA/DIPA/Pale
  • citrus pith, booze, lavender, key lime

About Latvian Laundromat

Latvian Laundromat is the bigger, bolder, DIPA edition of our Mattress Mafia IPA. This Citra and Mosaic DIPA is built to deliver so much cannabis-meets-kiwi magic that Feds might open an investigation! Lime and citrus will be flowing over you until your glass is overflowing! Measuring in at heavy duty 8.8% ABV, it’s not recommended for delicates. Set your sipping to “gentle” or find yourself trapped in a spin cycle!

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Hops: CTZ, Citra, Mosaic
Yeast: Flagship (Imperial Yeast)
Malt: 2-Row, Torrified Maize
Appearance: yellow, low/medium haze
Aroma: Dank, key lime, kiwi, cheeriosghy malt
Flavor: citrus pith, booze, lavender, key lime
Mouthfeel: medium body, medium finish

The Conspiracy


As we all know, dirty things must be made clean. That is why we have laundromats. What could be nefarious about a laundromat? Everyday folks just like you and me visit our local laundromats, pockets weighed down with quarters, ready to see our wardrobes refreshed. But what happens when what is being washed isn’t just clothing? We aren’t talking about turning quarters to suds, we are talking billions of dollars in dirty money made clean in the world’s biggest and most elaborate money-laundering scheme!!  This is the kind of kleptocratic cash grab that takes more than a couple of mattress stores to conceal!

The Beer


Latvian Laundromat is the bigger, bolder, DIPA edition of our Mattress Mafia IPA. This Citra and Mosaic DIPA is built to deliver so much cannabis-meets-kiwi magic that Feds might open an investigation! Lime and citrus will be flowing over you until your glass is overflowing! Measuring in at heavy duty 8.8% ABV, it’s not recommended for delicates. Set your sipping to “gentle” or find yourself trapped in a spin cycle!

El Cerveza


Latvian Laundromat es la edición DIPA más grande y atrevida de nuestra IPA Mattress Mafia. ¡Este Citra y Mosaic DIPA está diseñado para ofrecer tanta magia de cannabis y kiwi que los federales podrían abrir una investigación! ¡La lima y los cítricos fluirán sobre ti hasta que tu vaso se desborde! Con una medición de 8.8% ABV para trabajo pesado, no se recomienda para prendas delicadas. ¡Configure su bebida en “suave” o se verá atrapado en un ciclo de centrifugado!