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Reptilian Shadow Government

Double IPA with Amarillo, Citra, Hops – 8.6% Alc/Vol

Availability

  • Cans To Go Santa Rosa
  • Amarillo, Citra, Hops
  • 8.6 % ALC/VOL
  • IPA/DIPA/Pale
  • Peach rings, crushed pineapple, melon, dank

About Reptilian Shadow Government

This double IPA is the gigantified version of our Avian Surveillance Division IPA, brimming with even more Citra and Amarillo hops! As you sip this beer, citrusy tropical hops hum in the background like fluorescent lights in your office building at the center of the Earth. After a long cycle supervising events on the human homeworld, you just want to transport home, peel off your monkey suit, and feel the light of Thuban warm your scales. Unfortunately, you still have fifty more duty cycles, stuck with these damn dirty apes. Drink up, you got this!

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Hops: Amarillo, Citra
Yeast: Conan (Imperial Yeast)
Malt: 2-row, white wheat, flaked wheat
Appearance: orange/yellow, High haze
Aroma: Overripe mango, diesel, melon, tangerine
Flavor: Peach rings, crushed pineapple, melon, dank
Mouthfeel: Medium body, dry finish

The Conspiracy

As we all know, it started with the Annunaki. A critical reading of Messopitamian myth reveals humans were created through genetic engineering by these reptilian aliens with interstellar gold-fever. The Annunaki want us working in their mines but Earth’s Agarthan Dragon-Men want humans focused on spiritual development. The Saurians, dinosaur descendants from the Earth’s crust, want the Annunaki, Dragon-Men, and humans off “their” world. Telepathic noise from this conflict alerted the Dracos from the constellation Draconis, where Huges went. Since the Alpha Dracos feed on negative emotions, they manipulate human events to create conflict. The Omega Dracos, who feed on positive emotions, manipulate human events for peace. You know, like Sturgill said. Then there’s the extra-dimensional “Reptids” who watch humans through their “birds”. Who knows what they want? With all these competing groups and likely opposing sects within them, it’s a miracle humanity made it this far. It’s lizards all the way up, turtles all the way down and we’re just the monkeys in the middle.

The Beer

This double IPA is the gigantified version of our Avian Surveillance Division IPA, brimming with even more Citra and Amarillo hops! As you sip this beer, citrusy tropical hops hum in the background like fluorescent lights in your office building at the center of the Earth. After a long cycle supervising events on the human homeworld, you just want to transport home, peel off your monkey suit, and feel the light of Thuban warm your scales. Unfortunately, you still have fifty more duty cycles, stuck with these damn dirty apes. Drink up, you got this!

El Cerveza

Esta doble IPA es la versión gigantificada de nuestra Avian Surveillance Division IPA, ¡rebosante de incluso más lúpulos Citra y Amarillo! Mientras bebe esta cerveza, los cítricos lúpulos tropicales zumban de fondo como luces fluorescentes en su edificio de oficinas en el centro de la Tierra. Después de un largo ciclo supervisando eventos en el mundo de los humanos, solo desea transportarse a casa, quitarse el traje de mono y sentir la luz de Thuban calentar sus escamas. Desafortunadamente, todavía tienes cincuenta ciclos de trabajo más, atrapado con estos malditos monos sucios. ¡Bebe, tu puedes!