Unified Field Theory

The Conspiracy

As we all know, if you understand everything. you can do anything. Unified Field Theory aka “The Theory of Everything” is described as the “Holy Grail” of physics. It’s the hypothesized, mythologized prize waiting for the bold adventurer at the end of a glorious quest. That’s one way to look at it. But the flipside to the grail myth is that the grail is hidden for a reason. Maybe a bellicose, self-important toddler race like ours isn’t ready to understand it all. Maybe what happened in ‘43 was just what happens to children who play with fire. Maybe we should be grateful that we just singed ourselves and didn’t burn the whole place down. Maybe we should just leave manipulating the fabric of reality to the grown-ups.

The Beer

We’re utilizing the Unified Field Theory to brew a worthy follow-up to our reality-warping Philadelphia Experiment IPA. We started with the same Vic Secret and Simcoe hops from the Experiment and then added Sabro hops to assemble astronomically awesome aromatic abundance! Lemony cannabis character wafts from your glass as the flavors from our hop blend fulfil promises of tropical tangerine and grapefruit. At 8.3%, make sure to sip slowly and keep your equations balanced.

El Cerveza

Nos ceñimos a la Teoría del campo unificado para la elaboración de una continuación digna de nuestro Philadelphia Experiment IPA, que altera la realidad. ¡Hemos comenzado con los mismos lúpulos Vic Secret y Simcoe del experimento y luego hemos añadido el lúpulo Sabro para lograr una abundancia aromática astronómicamente impresionante! El carácter lemínico del cannabis se desprende de su copa mientras los sabores de nuestra mezcla de lúpulo cumplen las promesas de mandarina tropical y pomelo. Con un ABV de 8.3%, asegúrese de beber a sorbos lentamente y de mantener sus ecuaciones equilibradas.